i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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