508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
