Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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