no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
it's great music for shaving your balls
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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