i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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