check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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