at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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