Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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