The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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