I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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