How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
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Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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