Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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