Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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