it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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