I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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