so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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