me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
