Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Im part way to drunk.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
