I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize