she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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