Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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