Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
you had me at cake vodka
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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