Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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