Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
