I must be too annoying 4 u.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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