Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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