no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Ladies don't puke and tell
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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