no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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