found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
