lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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