Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
so let's talk penis.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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