yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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