??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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