I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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