And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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