you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I love you. Go after that dick
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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