listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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