evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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