Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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