We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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