I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I have aggressive nipples.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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