i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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