I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
In America we eat man semen.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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