quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
