Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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