sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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