New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it's great music for shaving your balls
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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