is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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