How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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