Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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