I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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